period

that’s the thing about having your period again.

this absolute need to burn everything to the ground because someone forgot something. that someone could be you. there’s a rock in your shoe. a sports event means your show isn’t on. everything is wrong.

the world is horrible and it all must be burned down.

human beings are terrible. all you feel is terrible and the only thing that could possibly make you feel better is fire and death and all things illegal.

but you don’t think you’re ready for prison so instead you do the things the internet has told you to do.

you drink some water.

you take deep breaths.

you turn on a meditation app.

if you’re one of those people you go to a boxing class or try to kill it with cardio.

i used to be one of those people.

i thought if i could punish myself and make something inside of me hurt more than the thing itself it would be better for everyone. it’s always better for everyone if i just hurt the thing inside of me instead of the thing outside this skin.

how powerful are my hormones.

wtf

everything feels hard.

i’m really over every single thing i need to do and none of it feels good, none of it feels like i’m accomplishing anything. all of it feels meaningless and i’m over doing thankless work.

feelings aren’t facts, they’re indicators.

all signs point to the fact i need to do more with my life.

i think i’m finally ready for it.

but first: i need to eat a hot meal.

i need to get more than 4-5 hours of sleep.

i need to drink more water.

i need to carve out real time every day to sit with myself and do nothing.

i haven’t really written since Wild Writing ended this year. I’m at a loss to say where my time has gone. I wished it had gone to more writing, to books, to afternoons lying down under blankets or under the hot gaze of the sun listening to neko case’s ‘I’m An Animal’ on repeat. My guess is that it’s mostly gone to work, worrisome thoughts about dumb things that don’t really matter (and some that do as the 2020 election looms large) and many a youtube black hole of videos about harry styles and this strange new obsession with a random pop star that feels like something i should be ashamed of (but i’m not) ?

it’s gone to smoothies for breakfast for the past 2 months because food has all of a sudden become hard again. i can’t discern what my body wants when it’s hungry so i pulverize some things in a blender because it’s easier to suck down gloop through a straw than it is to prepare a meal. there was a brief english muffin phase but that’s mostly past since they don’t keep me full very long and i’m now obsessed with how long smoothies stay with me. frozen banana, frozen spinach, frozen cauliflower, chia seeds, flax seeds, mct oil, collagen powder, hemp protein powder, kale, oat milk, cold brew coffee, chocolate syrup and if i remember, peanut butter.

most days i have to drink some from the blender because it doesn’t all fit in a mason jar. 20+ oz of wellness industry bullshit that a part of me still buys into because old habits die hard. the chocolate syrup is my addition. fuck you and your cacao or unsweetened cocoa powder. it’s not the same.

somedays it’s enough of a coating to my innards that my meds don’t bug me. somedays it is not and i’m a hot mess on the toilet with my eating disorder in my brain telling me, “Diarrhea is awesome and i should drink more of my meals!”

it’s still there. i still hear it. i don’t often do what it wants me to do but i still book circuit workouts and then cancel them. i still book hot yoga classes then cancel them. i still wonder what that number is on the scale. it’s like the one sliver of pie in a trivial pursuit piece that i’ve purposefully removed (i was always the worst at science and nature so let’s say i’m missing the green piece). i will never be able to finish the game because i’ve opted out of being “complete” so i can win according to a set of rules set by old white dudes who think all women should be skinny and quiet.

last month my obgyn told me i dropped x amt of lbs since my last visit with her 3 months ago and went to high five me and i was seized with fear because she looked poised to tell me my weight even though I had written all over every piece of intake paperwork they gave me that i was in recovery from an ED and i could not know that number. I mention it every time i step on a scale backwards. I mention it at every opportunity i get with a medical professional I see.

i haven’t mentioned the smoothies to my therapist until this week when i mentioned it in the context of a story about being excited about bagels and the new bagel joint near my house. the idea of solid breakfast was finally appealing to me. she asked me about the smoothies and i told her it’s because food is confusing in the mornings. it’s true. mostly. i also wonder if it’s partially false. i also wonder if the part of me that wants to celebrate having the shits is also the part that says if i can live on drinkable kale and oat milk i’ll become smaller.

my head has been a dangerous place to be living in lately. so many booby traps. hence the youtube blackholes and the edibles every night.

i’ve known for awhile that i’ve been surviving.

Will I ever know when i’m actually thriving? I barely remember what that feels like.

how i survived

i pretended i was white

i ate the right kind of snacks

i spoke perfect english

some kids are kind. the gentle ones found me. i am so grateful.

if you work hard and get good grades. if you’re smarter than everyone else, it’s easier to hide. it’s easy to be invisible and coast the middle line if you’re quiet and nice and non-threatening.

this part of my life is over

what does it say that i spilled diet coke all over my laptop and i was more concerned with cleaning up the wood table, chasing the running liquid with a paper towel that wasn’t fast enough and it spilled like a waterfall over the edge, the dogs running towards the drips and me throwing a nearby hoodie onto the floor on top of it so they wouldn’t lick up its dangerous xylitol or whatever fake sweetener that even i shouldn’t be consuming. i muted myself off the conference call and stared at my laptop keyboard, covered in something that would soon solidify into a sticky mess, unmoving, not wanting to clean it up. “This part of my life is over,” i wanted to declare. i wanted to close the machine, say a short prayer and toss it in the garbage. This part of my life.

I made it through college with a typewriter with a tiny screen that showed 2 lines, a word processor. who needs this thing, this brick i carry with m from room to room because if it pings and i don’t reply in a timely manner i call myself a failure who is always behind. i spout out all sorts of untruths about my worth in relationship to the number of unanswered pings and what would my sub-saharan ancestors think?

“Do you know when that’s supposed to come in?” s. asked.

I had forgotten I was on a conference call. I unmuted myself.

”No, but I’ll find out.”

I hit the mute button again and carried my laptop to the kitchen sink and tipped it to the side, watching brown liquid drip down on top of the unwashed dishes that I’d have to address at a later time, just like everything else, the dogs sniffing the hoodie on the floor like it was full of delicious cat turds.

it's a lie to say i never look back

We tied garbage bags around our waists and sat on the ice that covered the sidewalk and streets as far as we could see. Michele and I locked our gloved hands together.

“We can do this,” she said.

“We can do this,” I repeated, less sure we could do this, but at this point, 5 snowed in days in our apartment anything was worth trying. We had run out of food that morning.

When we signed the lease on our apartment, our first real adult home that wasn’t a dorm or a house someone else paid for, we didn’t think anything about the hill it sat on. A hill we climbed everyday to get home, a hill we descended every time we needed groceries since the closest store that wasn’t the creepy guy at the bodega who cat called and pinched butts was the stop and shop at the bottom of the hill. Assault for some fruit and veggies or makeshift garbage diapers?

Garbage diapers FTW.

I’d seen my sister do this to go sledding without a sled. We scrounged out our last 2 hefty bags and went out into the icy city determined to make it to stop and shop without dying.

We dug our heels in and pilled our butts to the edge and let gravity do its thing. Michele was lighter and longer and despite our hand holding she fell ahead of me.

“Let go!” I yelled. “I’m only going to hold you back! Lift your legs!”

“No!” She gripped my hand tighter. “I refuse to die alone!”

I opened my fingers and she lost her grip and somehow turned herself around to face me.

“It’s going to be ok!” I yelled. “I love you! If you make it, don’t forget the milk!”

i searched under the covers for her hand and it was so far in, farther than i thought. she had shrunk. It has been a month since i had last seen her and she was half the size it seemed. in april she was sitting up, legs off the side of the bed, the remnants of breakfast in a blue plastic bowl on the rolling side table not far from her. an indistinguishable beige mush. oat meal, apple sauce or bananas. her eyes were quick, darting from me, to Jeff, to me, to the bowl. we didn’t talk about it but she knew. when death hangs in the air it makes itself known.

we held hands while jeff went to speak to a nurse in the hallway. her fingers plump, her ring snug against her skin. a shiny bright emerald nestled into my palm when she placed her hand inside of mine instead of threading our fingers together. we said goodbye with the promise of coming back.

and here we were again. my hand reaching for hers, closing her fingers and wrapping mine around the outside, like before.

nobody gets out unscathed.

the hospice nurse explains in detail what happens to the body because ben wants to know. he has questions. like the ability to identify these signs means you can stop it. mottled skin, labored breathing, fever. she can only really see shadows.

“you have to tell her to close her eyes,” she said and showed us how she would do it.

“miss gerard. i’m going to close your eyes for you, ok?” she said loudly and gently moved her hands over margaret’s face, closing each eye.

“they can hear you. so tell her. say everything.”

write as poorly as possible

i wash. i take. i see.

i am full of false starts. i think when it’s too familiar a topic and something so embedded into your coding it can be hard to take it out and examine it, this feeling, outside of your body. i try to break it down, the details. this is what i look like. i take selfies so i can try and remember. dysmorphia is real. what i see is always changing so i can’t trust this information so i have to use different tools. things i know that are facts. i have receipts. i am kind and i love hard to my own detriment. i am likeable. i know how to make people feel at ease. my husband’s mother is dying. i am watching how i hold space for him, for his family, mostly for him. i can read the room and intuitively know when to leave it. i make a mean loaf of bread. i have the patience for waiting for it. i remember birthdays. i send cards. i even send cards on non-holidays because i love like that. i dig for these things everyday. i hold them in my hands, i open each finger to show you these small treasures, it’s all i have that matters, it’s all i know to be true.

this is what i told him

these windows make me feel like i’m living in a terrarium. they’re tall, 4 large panes of glass overlooking they bay and coit tower. 2 panes with a view of an office building. i watch as the shades get rolled up at 7AM. I imagine cold grey sleepy faces looking for the sun. I wonder if they can see me. i’m short. the desk is tall. they look across the way and wonder who left the little kid in the hotel room alone.

the other 2 panes are cloudy, a thin layer of grit making the bay and oakland look like a fading old post card. the view straight ahead shows a slowing hill up to coit tower with offices and oddly shaped millionaire homes layered on top of one another like a wedding cake.

a lyft driver yesterday was excited to be dropping me off in chinatown.

“i live 3 blocks over,” he said. “I want to be done for the day.”

his accent is thick and so are his glasses. he’s lived here his whole life, nestled into the pocket of the city that looks to be the most untouched. he talks about the lyft IPO and the making of young millionaires everyday and i admit to him that i don’t even know what IPO stands for and he says the same and we both laugh at our ignorance and wonder how we’ve managed to survive so long, relics in a place that will soon feel like shiny science fiction space.

here's what i want you to know

i have completionist syndrome. i must finish something before i move on to the next thing. i can’t tell you how may banal books, boxes of tasteless healthy cereal or rolls of the “wrong” kind of toilet paper i’ve suffered through, refusing to believe that i can just stop doing, reading, eating the awful thing and move on to something better.

“you know you are an adult, right?” jeff says. “you can do whatever you want to do.”

“but then this unfinished thing will be wasted and then it’ll just be there, starting at me, serving as a reminder that i failed.”

“wait, wait, wait.” he put both hands up, palms facing me. “do you really think it’s a failure to not finish that disgusting box of kashi go lean fiber pellets?”

“well,” i thought about it. “it’s wasteful. that’s failure.”

“who did this to you?”

“all signs point to my mother,” I reply. “at least that’s what therapy tells me.”

i sat down in front of my bowl of cereal, fiber pellets and all i can think of is rabbit poop floating in a murky grey sea of almond milk. all i can hear is the voices of the starving children my mother often waived as a weapon against waste. i scooped up a spoonful.

“don’t do it,” jeff shook his head. “ don’t do it. what happens if you don’t do it?”

but i quickly shove the spoon into my mouth before he can say anything else because really, i am my mother’s daughter.

who doesn't appreciate a good deal?

my roommate was moving out.

the idea of having a stranger move into my home was exhausting. it was san francisco so it’s pretty much the norm to be well into your 30s living with people don’t know so you can hold onto your rent controlled apartment until the day you die.

but i was done. i was no longer willing to learn the hard way the strange social ticks of another human being. jeff lived alone in a three bedroom shotgun a block away from a sunny park, a fancy grocery store and the best ethiopian food in the city. he had a back porch lined with plants and I had imagined setting up a hammock for reading outside on warm days. i had to convince him i was a good deal. who doesn’t want to cut their living expenses with someone they’re sleeping with?

“I’m fun!” was the first thing i had said. i’m not sure if it was the best lead in, but that’s what came out. “I’m so much fun! i own half the amount of shoes other girls own, i like cleaning, i’m good at reading the room so i know when to leave it, give you space, let you do your own thing.”

it was then i realized how good i am at being small how that was the take away from all my past relationships, what those i have loved loved about me.

“you’re barely there,” greg had said once. “you pop in. do something nice and then leave like cinderella running away from the ball. what is that? that’s not normal.”

it was such a small thing.

in san francisco i bought an overpriced jar of some sort of moisturizer from kabuki springs because it smelled like fresh cut grass. i was standing in a skinny hallway lined with products waiting sadia to finish her treatment, slathering testers all over myself. 3 days in a hotel room with its dry heat had sucked the life from my skin leaving me feeling like a walking slab of turkey jerky. i looked at prices of things and made use of them in the moment. a $60 jar of manuka honey. i rubbed its expensive contents onto my cheeks and face feeling like i was getting away with something.

sadia came out of an unmarked door looking like someone had told her the world wasn’t ending and everything was going to be alright. i wished i had booked a massage.

“what are you doing?” she asked. “you look…shiny.”

“I need this,” I whispered. “my skin is dying. it’s going to fall off and i’ll just be this mass of walking meat. i can’t anymore.”

“are you ok?”

i handed her the jar that smelled like blue skies, mowed lawns and long days.

“don’t judge me,” I replied. “i need this. it’s february in portland. by march i’m going to question the existence of the sun.”

$20 for a thimble full of sunshine. how san francisco.

i miss the city.

my friends tell me, “let me remind you why you don’t.” and “do you miss seeing human feces everyday? or do you really like setting money you don’t have on fire?”

they’re right.

i miss them. i miss the idea of sunny park days and the feeling that anything is possible.

portland feels unsafe right now and i hate that.

things I might want to write about

the time i climbed into the tub and pulled the shower curtain closed because it was the last place to hide.

the time my parents let us know that they were pregnant and my sister asked if we could put it back.

how much fun it was to give the baby slippery ice cubes.

making it rain shredded cheese over the dogs and watching their faces light up.

the 25 minute walk to the convenience store one block away in 3 inch heels without dying.

the time i raised my arms in the air and wiggled my body in a wave while hissing and called myself bacon and he thought i was a snake.

my first cigarette.

the time we test rode a tandem bike and my control issues refused to let me sit in the back and my fear oddly resulted in my inability to turn right.

the time i drunk purchased an eames chair.

eating scrambled eggs in a stale hot dog bun because I had $3.50 until payday.

crying because i was too young for all my shoes to look this orthopedic.

the time i bleached my hair at home because i was bored on my day off and no one was home to stop me.

the one time i tried to wear a thong and deeply regretted it.

the year of failing/falling underwear and losing weight.

the time i called josh on mushrooms to tell him everyone was having dinner and i could hear all their conversations.

hungover and trying to eat a cinnamon bun on a bus in chicago.

all the times jake called me selfish.

playing hungry hungry hippos with everyone’s prescription meds instead of the white marbles.

watching alix clean the apartment in her underwear and realizing that heroin could make me just as thin.

realizing that was awful but true and i thought about it.

the time we slept under tablecloths thinking they were blankets.

the time gloria showed up with $50 worth of popeye’s fried chicken and the room exploded in cheers.

the time i loaned my cellphone to a stranger at a coffee shop and he called his boyfriend. i listened to him break up with him then he handed it back to me while he cried.

the time the assistant at the vet hospital carried my dog out into the waiting room and called out, “Mother of Pancakes? Mother of Charlie Pancakes?”

the midnight panic attack about loneliness and the filipino nurse who drove me home because no one else could take me.

the time i called out of work hungover and my roommate set off a flea bomb in the apartment not knowing i was asleep.

the time i went back to the office after a miscarriage like nothing happened.

laying on the floor of josh and ryan’s kitchen ear candling and frying pickles.

losing feeling in both arms because we all fell asleep in a pile.

writing heavy metal band fan fiction in spiral bound notebooks.

i thought i knew what i was doing

set the alarm for 5:30AM to make the 6AM bus to make the 6:45AM spin class

protein shake with almond milk and cold coffee

office at 8. no one here yet

i thought i knew what i was doing

busy myself. look stressed even if i wasn’t. make stress look apparent when i was. if you don’t show it they won’t know how hard you’re working for your paycheck

say no when offered a cigarette. go outside with them anyway. be social. act like you belong though you know you’re just an interloper. you do not wear enough makeup to look like you’re not wearing any. your shoes are entirely too comfortable for you to be one of them

tofu and steamed greens, doesn’t matter what veg. say no to the 3PM coffee run even though you want it

make sure you change into gym clothes before leaving the office so people see you. linger long enough and someone will pat you on the back. explain to them what HIIT is. mountain climbers and plank jacks and burpees until you almost throw up but you stop. rest. do it again. it’s good for your heart. if you do it and don’t throw up, it’s good for your heart

1/2 a protein bar. hardboiled eggs. i hate salads. i eat salads. 13 pistachios. 8 blueberries

8 oz of protein. i like prescriptions. they make someone else happy because i’m really good at conforming

get enough sleep. 64 oz of water. the internet tells you you’re not hungry, you’re just dehydrated most of the time. this will help your skin. keeps you young

i thought i knew what i was doing

rest were yoga days

i thought i knew

nothing was ever completely restful. even the naps my body demanded

i thought i knew

be social just enough. bootstrap. be clever but not obnoxious. switch to green tea. learn to drink your whiskey neat. be mysterious but open. unattainable but likeable

i thought i knew

eat just enough in public so no one questions. there is a right way to do everything. this is clearly the right way

i thought

wild writing - what the living do

this is the everyday. most days i don’t set an alarm. bean wakes me. he has the breakfast shakes at 7:30AM. even on sundays and i wished he understood what weekends are. i don’t bother putting on pants to go downstairs and feed him. drop the food in his bowl with a handful of cooked green beans because i am now that person who cooks for their dog. i drink some water. i contemplate more clothes but upstairs is so far away, i let the dog out and stand on the back porch in a t-shirt and underwear in the dead of winter grateful for tall fences. clothes are too complicated in the morning. i make caffeine happen. i open my journal. i write the date. i write one line. i’m here. i’m still here. this is good news to someone i’m sure. i close the book. i drag my feet. i brush my teeth while bean licks my naked calves. i finally figure out pants. reluctantly. i watch my husband sleep. his arms overhead like the inflatable waving balloons outside of car dealerships. in 10 years of being together we’ve never had a car. we’re city people. bus people. i think about how this has shaped me. i rode the bus in los angeles in 1999. i took it from hollywood to west hollywood every day for almost 2 years and left the city after being pushed off the bus by a homeless person. i spilled onto the street, out onto sunset blvd like a bag of trash. this was probably not a good place for me to be anymore.

i sat on the sidewalk for awhile. that’s the thing with falling. i don’t remember how i got to the ground. what shapes did my body make on the way down. i can only imagine the cartoon banana peel way of falling, all arms flailing in circles but i’m sure mine was less flail and more bracing. and the impact. knees scraped, one worse than the other. palms, gravel embedded. i rolled over onto my butt and sat, taking stock of the damage. i didn’t even notice for awhile that the driver had gotten off the bus. not to help me, but to wrestle the homeless guy to the ground 10 feet away from me. both of their necks and faces were engorged. red. sweaty. i couldn’t make out what they were yelling. did i hit my head? i don’t remember. it didn’t hurt. my hearing felt muffled and underwater until a shrill voice coming from the bus pierced through like i had broken the surface of a lake. a woman with too much makeup on had opened a window and her shiny fire engine red lips were moving.

“You!” she yelled. “Do something!”

no one else was outside. just me and the two men fighting next to me. that’s the thing about LA. no one was ever outside on the sidewalk. cars were safer i guess. she must have meant me. i had just tumbled out of the #2 on sunset like a piece of wayward luggage and she was looking at me like i was the only person in the world who could do something. i will never forget the throbbing vein in her neck, showing through the thin crepey skin of her throat. people were so angry here. i was so angry here. i never should have moved here.

what would you do if you weren't afraid?

it used to be, wear a 2 piece bathing suit.

i’m now 3 summers of my white b-shaped belly making the rounds in rivers and kiddie pools and oceans.

my body is no longer scary to me. we’re getting to know one another. we’re taking it slow though. we have tea and talk about what hurts. and as if by magic, it hurts a little bit less.

i still don’t want people to get any ideas about us though. we’re not trying to change each other. we’re trying to make it easy, starting with real butter on toast and whipped cream on hot chocolate. and now we’ve made it to bikini status. maybe one day we’ll say ‘i love you’ to one another as we slowly caress each scar. ‘it’s ok. i love you.’ to each inch of dimpled skin, the curve of each calf, each fine delicate eyelid. ‘you’ve done so much for me.’ to each rounded finger, each jagged bitten fingernail. ‘and i appreciate you.’ running our hands through our slick hair.

we’re going to be fine.

where i'm from

today I’m from a place that’s slow moving and tired. this place where coffee doesn’t make a dent. i have a thing for bad coffee, gas station sludge or the weak kind you get for free at hospitals or waiting rooms. i make coffee at home but it’s bad in a way that isn’t bad enough, but i make due. i like synthetic tasting sugar free creamers. i like all these things. it’s not the fashion. i know i’m judged for my want of east coast convenience store 42 hour bottom of the barrel rocket fuel. that’s the stuff. i’m from new jersey. none of this should be surprising. i’m all greasy bags of chips, snacks that turn your fingers unnatural colors. i’m all hot dogs, you know, the kind with the cheese injected into them. i’m all carnivals, rides that should have been condemned, all death defying, it’s a wonder i’m still alive.

i moved to california. for awhile i was all avocado and sprouts on sprouted grain bagels, on a good day, a slice of tomato. for a moment i was all $9 green juices, carrying my yoga mat around in my athleisure. i was full messenger bags with spin shoes and sweat towels and en extra pair of socks. i was all smoke and mirrors, like maybe i could really fake it until i make it and the big reality show reveal i’d come out in a body con dress and i’d be effortlessly beautiful and white.

i’m all low grade anxiety on the daily about my double chin and the clunky way i get up from the reformer in pilates class, the springs and carriage all clanging, like humpty-dumpty and the wall. i’m all egg shaped and weird. i’ve left california but i’m not quite the well worn jeans and complicated facial hair of portland. i’m anti-umbrella. i’m covered in dog hair and oversized sweatshirts. i’m top knots and fraying fading teal hair and cbd tinctures. i’m the aging raver in leg warmers and black leggings with a husband who works in tech. i’m the ex-vegan who eats spam because it is her history. powdered milk and corned beef and garlic fried rice for breakfast. the colonialism present on my plate, my people didn’t invent canned meat.

these days i’m anti-salad, pro ice cream in the winter and not interested in eating leftovers because i’m spoiled. i’m all recovery from catholic school and forever fag hag. i’m all carbs and wearing hoodies as winter coats and black lives matter. i’m all therapy and failed attempts at a meditation practice. i’m 32 flavors and then some and every singer songwriter you can remember from the late 90s.

J broke up with me after I bought him dinner.  I always bought him dinner because he worked in a grocery store and I worked in an office that paid me decently.  He had access to food but never brought any over to cook so I bought him dinner.  J was a butcher and the one time he actually did bring over pork chops from his natural foods store he only brought enough for himself.  This should have been a sign. 

J broke up with me on McAllister Street outside the pan asian restaurant that was just ok but close to my home. After dinner, after sharing short ribs and rice and spring rolls and noodles.  After he ordered three beers to my one.  After it started to drizzle and he opened his mouth and told me that he didn’t think this was working out and that he was going back to Texas for a few days and I stopped listening. I wanted to go back inside because it was raining. I wanted to go back inside because maybe it would rewind us for a little bit so I could be more prepared or maybe he could revise what he was going to say and say something like, “Thank you for dinner. Do you want to go get ice cream?” or “Goodnight, I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”

J started to follow me as I turned around to start walking home.  I didn’t know what to say although my mouth kept opening and closing, all start and stop.  Nothing was coming out so I just started walking because everything was shutting down. I could feel my body sink into itself, like it was deflating and I needed to a soft place to land.  Home. Walk the two blocks home. Get directly into bed. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. J was still talking but I had no idea what he was saying.  The rain started to soak through my jacket, my shoes. My toes squished with each step.

“So you’re not going to talk to me? Is this is?”  He asked.  I turned back around. His glasses were wet and I couldn’t see his eyes.

“You’re going home to Texas,” I said. “You’re not going to come back are you? Are you seeing her when you’re there?”

“Well, we’ve only texted. I might meet her for coffee.”

“You don’t drink coffee.”

He didn’t reply. Laura. She dumped him before he moved to San Francisco. She had the J who had health insurance and access to his meds. She had the J who didn’t need a 40 of miller high life to go to bed every night or he’d freak out and think he’d lose his job and become homeless and then die within a year. She had the most functioning J there ever was and she dumped him.  I had J of the 40 oz. J. who rationed his klonopin until it ran out. J who hid in a bathroom for three hours at a friend’s party. J who had broken up with me before in a drunken haze then woke up with no recollection that he had dumped me.  I had this J and I stuck with him.

He pulled out a pack of Basic’s from his pocket and started to pack them, smacking them against his left palm.  He would never be able to get one lit in this rain.  He was looking for something to do to take up this silence.

I turned around and started walking home again.

“It’s not what you think!”  he called back out. “We’re just catching up!”

I whipped myself around. He had taken one step towards me.

“I don’t care!  I don’t know what to say to you! I need to go home and I need you to stop!”

“Stop what?”

“Whatever this is! I need you to stop so I can go home!” Before I start crying. Before I start thinking about wasting time on something that was so harmful to me. Before I start listing all the awful things about me that are the cause of you breaking up with me. Before I start thinking about Laura who is thin, Laura who is white, Laura who I’ve only seen myspace pictures of. Laura who had the good version of you and threw you away when I was the one who had the dysfunctional version of you who couldn’t bear to let you go.

He put the pack of cigarettes back into his pocket.

“Go home,” he said. “I’m sorry. I still want to call you when I get back. We should still talk.”

I turned again and made my way home, wet, heavy, throat tight, wishing I had taken his pack of cigarettes as a parting gift, wishing that my roommate wasn’t home so I didn’t have to explain anything, wishing I was someone else altogether because being myself sucked so bad.

well then THAT happened - 2018

what if i told you the highlight of my year was the Janet(s) episode of The Good Place?

like, i’ve watched it twice and can watch it another 5-10 times if need be as some sort of reset button when i feel like i’m glitching out and can’t even. my anti-glitch resource used to be listening to ‘Magpie to the Morning’ by Neko Case on repeat while re-organizing my underwear drawer and re-balling my socks over and over again. i think watching this episode of The Good Place, or any episode of The Good Place (oooh, the Derek episode!) is an upgrade from balling and re-balling my socks (which apparently is bad for the elastic in your socks but whatever).

January started off with an exhausted groan. shoving a lot of travel into the end of 2017 made new years an uneventful thing. I baked a cake. I declared this year the year of cake and passed out before midnight.

Knee surgery was looming and it was giving me horrible anxiety. I had a dream that someone broke all 4 of charlie’s legs and i woke up crying and couldn’t stop crying and even thinking about it right now typing this out my eyes are welling up and my chest is tightening because i think that’s probably one of the most horrific things that could ever happen and i’m so so so sorry to have even shared this if it brought you horror and pain as well.

that’s the state i was in prior to knee surgery.

jeff likes taking pictures of me under the affects of anesthesia for some reason. one might think he hates me.

January and most of February can be described as

i spent most of my time like this in a full leg cast to keep my knee as straight as possible.

i started PT. PT was all I remember of February. Maybe some snow. Working from bed. Sleeping downstairs in the front room of our house because stairs were out of the question.

March rolled around with more mobility and my first foray back into movement was a Fat Kid Dance Party class with Bevin who was on a mini tour.

We decided to foster again with OTAT PDX and had a great couple of weeks with this big baby

otis was the best foster non-fail

i took him out on a solo walk and we ran into neighbors i had never met before and they fell in love with him at first sight.

the best thing is we still get to see him and his new family since they’re close by. we get to dog sit him and his brother Kuma and they’ve gotten to dog sit charlie and bean.

i started to volunteer more with OTAT and get more involved because as the year in politics and existing in this world became more exhausting the more i found dogs to be my saving grace.

OTAT Puppy Feta

i continued to struggle with knee issues but i kept on working at it. i continued to struggle with my body and feeling like it was failing me because i am inherently a failure but i kept working on it. i continued to go to therapy. i continued to spend time with other fat folks who weren’t trying to change their bodies. i went to see sonya renee taylor and jess baker speak and read. i thought about cutting out food groups and then didn’t. i entertained the idea of diets but then didn’t. on my worst days i called my body garbage and went back to the idealized version of me i always imagined i should be. when i realized this version of me was always white i realized that there were so many more things i hated about myself that had nothing to do with size.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

therapy is horrible and awesome and painful and helpful and shitty and necessary.

i started taking a writing class.

i was still working at the same time. the OTHER kind of work. the paycheck kind. it was starting to make me a horrible person to be around.

i started to entertain the idea of writing more and working less.

i deleted facebook and instagram off of my phone and then re-installed them because i am human and because local friends are sparse.

i recorded a podcast with IRL friends and it reminded me of bad decisions, sloppy living and how much that can bond people when you survive the worst times and the best times of your life with a group of people.

i finally finagled an appointment with winston the whale and committed to the largest tattoo i have.

people ask me for meaning and significance and really, it’s a head in a book. a tribute to my inner nerd and nothing too deep.

spring melted into summer and instead of getting up at ungodly hours to go to the gym i’ve found myself going to a monday night dance class that has made me completely rethink my old relationship with movement.

i continued to dismantle all the old ways i used to think that were slowing killing me while the outside world crumbled around me. immigrant detainment. children in cages. this proposed wall. the privilege i currently have along with the truth that if i do not open my mouth and speak perfect english something bad could happen to me... it all played out in how i was living my life and spending my days.

existing anyway. waking up every morning and going about my life anyway. being and thriving in this marginalized body anyway is a political act. understanding the privilege i have being a smaller fat, being a less brown race, having opportunity and choice which means it is my duty to listen and help those more marginalized than i am in whatever way i can.

i decided to stop working and talked to my company about taking a break to write. i couldn’t keep doing what i was doing. i have been needing to get off the hamster wheel for a long time now.

melissa moved back to the bay. when your local friend contingent consists of 3 people that’s a pretty significant loss.

bean misses squishing his head between our shoulders after a morning at the dog park.

i stopped working and i thought i’d be a writing machine.

typical day

i clearly wasn’t.

in true ME fashion, i slept. for like, a thousand years.

between naps friends came to visit.

we spent time in large bodies of water.

and tiny bodies of water.

i kept doing the work.

some days i felt cute.

somedays i did not.

this mirror will always be dirty

more bad shit kept happening to BIPOC.

i kept writing. and reading. and going to therapy. and going to dance class.

the most accurate description of doing the work

photo by Lindley Ashline of Representation Matters

i went river tubing for the first time ever and got stuck in various places which reminded me of several important life lessons.

1. people want to help you (people i had just met that day were willing to come take a dangerous route to fish me out).

2. i am also capable of helping myself out even when i feel like a hot mess.

3. next time, bring a paddle.

i had a birthday. i contemplated this step closer to the end.

i still gladly order chicken fingers 90% of the time they are offered at a restaurant.

I went back to San Francisco with Jeff for the first time in over a year and a half. I mostly went for the friends and the food.

at ChaYa our favorite veg restaurant that has managed to stay alive in the constantly changing Mission.

I continued to not work.

i wasn’t writing like i had anticipated. it came and went in spurts in between a plethora of appointments. P-DTR. PT. Acupuncture. General Practitioner. Therapy. Pilates. Dance. Yoga.

I was busier than ever and I had no idea how it happened. This writing sabbatical turned into a healing myself in all ways possible sabbatical.

I realized the more I wished things were different the worse I would feel.

I got another tattoo.

two in one year? who AM I? (by the awesome Lindsey Strong @ Equinox Tattoo)

I made it to my third Portland Bookfest/Wordstock in a row to see Lindy West and Abbi Jacobson. Chef Ed Lee and Sam Sifton and a whole slew of other writers.

in which my phone wants to turn people into ghosts

i wrote notes to myself on bus rides.

there was more of this

and this

i also got to go to England with Jeff to spend time in London

drink coffee with my sister in a former public toilet

and see these lil guys who are growing really fast

and despite the long flights there and back it was worth it

the rest of december has been quiet settling and the acceptance of this concept

and trying to keep the voices at bay that tell me i should do this, i should do that, i should, i should, i should…

It’s January 1st. I slept in as much as Bean will let me (before he gets the breakfast shakes). I pulled out the journal and wrote a bit. I lounged a bit. I made breakfast and ate it with Jeff. I settled down to write this with the fear it would take up most of my day and it has but the sun is still out and I still have time to put on real pants, possibly a bra and run a brush through my hair…or not. I still have time to bake another cake or finish coloring this while listening to podcasts (which is a whole new level of “things that bring me total joy”)

from the Liberty Fabrics coloring book

this year has felt like a lot of this

but i’m still here and so are you and most people i love. i don’t know what this year will bring. i typically like to throw out some message of hope and joy and whatever but this year it feels more appropriate to tell everyone that if you need to feel shitty, you should let yourself feel shitty. feel all the things. the hopelessness and the darkness and the fear and despair. feel meh. feel angry. feel all the uglies you need to feel. all of this is ok. don’t cover it up with “love and light”. don’t let yourself think your feelings are ridiculous or uncalled for.

then give yourself some grace.

know that you are loved even if you don’t feel it at the moment.

it’s just a moment.

find your own reset button. the Janet(s) episode is a good place to start.

you can try and categorize your moments with an app (like i do and i DON’T KNOW WHY I KEEP DOING IT)

lifecycle

but know that you contain multitudes.

i love you.

  I remember heartbreak and it feels like a wrung out washcloth.  It feels like numbness and rage and deep sadness all at the same time. It feels like flaming hot Cheetos dipped in sour cream and washed down with orange juice.  It tastes like your mouth after throwing up, like you’ll never be able to taste normal again. Like your mouth is the deep pit of Mordor. Like everything inside of you is black sticky tar and you wonder who will tell your parents that you are now a useless slug of a person, an empty husk who can barely pick up the phone to call in sick for the 3rd day in the row. Like there are not enough hot wings and beer and ice cream in the world to fill you up, your insides a cavernous void, a black hole. You miss being human. You miss your friends even though they come by to check on you but all you can do is listen to them talk about movies and their jobs while laying prone on the couch taking up way too much space.  You imagine playing out the rest of your days playing candy crush and spending money on games designed to make you spend money and you hate that you’ve become one of those people who falls for this scam but $14.99 for another 10,000 coins or bubbles or upgrades or whatever sounds reasonable if you could just keep playing until your battery dies and you need to get off the bed to find a charger because the one on the nightstand has a bent cord that no longer wants to work. Like you. Like how you no longer work because someone bent you. Someone used you so haphazardly that you broke and now you’re all glitchy and weird and need to be replaced.